Found: Socrates Myspace Page
My friend Ben found this, and because he knows I collect these things, he gave it to me. It is a detailed drawing of what Socrates' Myspace page would look like. Highlights: He is friends with the SF Giants. He has 583 friends, his web page is http://www.socratesrules.com. The person he would most like to meet is God. As always, click to enlarge image.